• Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I have pretty good insurance. I make pretty good money. But for the fucking life of me I can’t find a doctor that takes my insurance and is accepting new patients.

    So this rash on my hand is getting Vaseline until it starts turning black and then I’m taking a cleaver to it.

    • themoken@startrek.website
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      2 months ago

      Even if you did, 90% chance they’d charge you a few hundred bucks just to tell you to put Vaseline on it. 10% chance it turns black and they get to charge you big money to save you the trouble of cleavering it.

      … Fuck insurance.