Sorry, best we can do is stabilize you and kick you out the door

Anecdotal, but I was on a Boy Scout trip as a chaperone where us parents were talking to each other in person about where we’d take our first break en route to the campsite. We decided on a Burger King at one of the towns along the route (it being a small town, the only one there). My phone was in my pocket at the time, powered on but black screen idle.

I got back into my car and pulled up Google Maps. As I typed in the words Burger King, it auto completed with the one we were just talking about that was half a state away in that town. It didn’t pull up the closest one to me, which I would have expected it to do.

Freaked me out.

GPS Munitions: Gay Positioning System Munitions

If I ever got a lucky Amazon mistake where I order one 4 TB drive but a box of 16 comes in, I would set up a full *arr stack.

Probably won’t be that lucky though.

Also visible from the front windshield is usually a laptop with laptop holder. You don’t usually see those on civvy vehicles.