Own a Phalanx CIWS for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended.

I’m not from DC, but I’ve visited a number of times, and I said subway not Metro out of the assumption that people outside of DC wouldn’t know what I was talking about if I said Metro. The ads I saw were near Pentagon City or Alexandria.

If you ride the subway in Washington DC there are posters advertising anti-aircraft systems and other military contract products right next to the ads for car insurance and chewing gum and it’s so fucking weird.