I try to stay out of chud spaces on the Internet. A conservative friend of mine dropped that on me IRL a few years ago saying I had TDS. It was the first time I had ever heard the term. I asked him what it meant, and he said Trump derangement syndrome. I said what does that mean? He said you’re so obsessed with Trump you can’t avoid shitting on him. I told him dude, you’re so obsessed with him you have a name for a made up disease that assists in fondling his balls in your vocabulary. He genuinely couldn’t believe I had never heard the term. This was maybe 2022.

Just need to associate ray bans with creeps moving forward. If they are too far away to tell, just assume it’s a fucking weirdo in Meta glasses. Forever associate the brand with creepy weirdos, and maybe they’ll rethink their strategy.