I would like that. My room has two light fixtures, each with two bulbs. For some reason, exactly half of each doesn’t power a light bulb anymore.

I asked an electrician who visited to replace those fixtures. I think they didn’t.

I will follow behind you, dispensing salt to all the soil and plants that I can find. We will be legends, of the conflict between nature and grumpiness.

I, and many others, will be born on 1/1/2000 at 0:00 'clock.