Willoughby

Yeah he’s mid thirties, has a cat, and mostly plays roguelikes and soulslike games.

really narrowing the field, aren’t we?

The guy with the GOS Pixel 8 is the most secure guy in the room. He’s also being frisked in the corner and being driven to a 2nd location.

toss

Next!

Yeah, nah

EWW

You, yes you, scrolling.

Here.

XMPP

I see you.

In your defense, they aren’t tracking your every move in pseudo-real time and tracking every app they can get their code into inside your phone.

but dude needs to buy a lawnmower and a tv used every now and then, so the bookmark stays. That shit isn’t on my phone tho.

Also wearing them identifies you as “a person wearing anti-spyware” glasses.

It’s like not having a Facebook account, your shadow shows everyone you aren’t, leaving the only person you could be.

One could make a decent bit of $ on “I do not consent” knitted balaclavas on Etsy.