That’s the thing. There is no guy. There is literally no one who gives a shit about what I’m up to. It’s like saying omg how could you walk outside where anyone could see you, what if someone decides to follow you around and stalk you???

The only thing looking at my data is an algorithm looking to ways to convince me to buy things.

Yea you’re right, I don’t really care.

You’re also being hyperbolic and inventing things. If the point that you’re making is a good one, why do you need to create strawman to knock down. We both know that your phones doesn’t “log when you sleep shit or fuck, every word you speak,”.

I wear a Garmin watch, that thing logs way more of my personal data. Im not ignorant of how much data is collected on me. I’m just literally not that special, who the fucks cares if my watch knows how girthy my shits are.

Snitch on me about what exactly?

I drive my car too fast so I’ve been training on this since I was 16.