Debian’s a Debian, but they call it Le Debian.

No, this is a response to the mass adoption of systemd by Linux and the Age Verification Law.

It’s GNU philosophy or owning a compromised OS.

Bad.

Linux will become the new compromised OS
not far removed from Android,
while GNU Hurd will become the new Linux.

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Go ahead and vote me down!
It doesn’t change the way Ubuntu and Systemd have operated.

Yunohost + Nextcloud

The better question asked is:

How do they explain to you that they don’t?

This of course, was written by AI.