But also it’s kind of awesome.

You’re using an outdated dictionary. ;) Try this…

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=[gimp]

The slowest weakest face punch in history, but sure.

Use Caddy for reverse proxy. It’s magic. Just put in config the subdomain/domain and localhost port to point to, it will fetch and configure and keep certificates up to date with zero effort. You’ll forget certificates exist. It just works.