socsa

child predators are a real world problem

I cannot emphasize this enough - I absolutely do not care what your children do on the Internet.

Does not bake delicious lasagna

What reason is that? What mess? I don’t give a shit what other people’s kids do on the Internet.

I really hope they call the kernel module suck_my_ass so I can sudo modprobe -r suck_my_ass

The [current year] of our lord and people are still doing this

If this passes, I will start an age verification project called this_bullshit.

sudo modprobe -r this_bullshit

Problem solved

They say the trick to public speaking is to picture the audience naked, but I actually prefer to do my interviews in a sauna so the audience pictures me naked.